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Evidence archive / PA-0003

NEWLY DECLASSIFIED

PA-0003

The Theory of Relativity After Dark

Recovered evidence places a figure closely resembling Albert Einstein drinking and laughing while smoking in a 1920s Berlin speakeasy with jazz band. A joyfully suspicious artifact from the Party Aliens archive.

$34.00

Unisex size chart (Bella+Canvas 3001)

Garment laid flat, inches. Chest is pit-to-pit. Unisex fit — if you are between sizes, size up.

SizeChestLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"

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