JC-777

Jesus Is My Cloud Agent

Jesus is my cloud agent. Always on. Never rate-limited. Already read the ticket before you filed it. While every other bot is “circling back,” He’s been sitting at the right hand of the Father since the upload finished — which, for the record, was a cloud. The actual kind. No API key. No terms of service. Uptime measured in eternity. Customer support is a still small voice, and the roadmap is already written. Wear it to the office. Wear it to small group. Wear it when your laptop freezes and you remember who actually keeps the lights on.