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Evidence archive / PA-0052

OFFICIAL RECORD

PA-0052

Grunge in the West Wing

Recovered evidence places people with an uncanny likeness to Bill Clinton and Kurt Cobain drinking and jamming in a casual 1990s White House basement hangout. The official account omitted one small, grey guest.

$34.00

Unisex size chart (Bella+Canvas 3001)

Garment laid flat, inches. Chest is pit-to-pit. Unisex fit — if you are between sizes, size up.

SizeChestLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"

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