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Evidence archive / PA-0058

NEWLY INDEXED

PA-0058

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Recovered evidence places figures nearly identical to Steve Jobs and Bill Gates drinking and roasting each other in a 1980s tech conference afterparty. Proof that the best nights in history never made the official record.

$34.00

Unisex size chart (Bella+Canvas 3001)

Garment laid flat, inches. Chest is pit-to-pit. Unisex fit — if you are between sizes, size up.

SizeChestLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"

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