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Evidence archive / PA-0054

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PA-0054

Battle of the Moonwalk

Recovered evidence places figures eerily similar to Michael Jackson and Madonna drinking and competing on the dance floor in a massive 1980s MTV awards afterparty. An impossible night, preserved as evidence and released at last.

$34.00

Unisex size chart (Bella+Canvas 3001)

Garment laid flat, inches. Chest is pit-to-pit. Unisex fit — if you are between sizes, size up.

SizeChestLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"

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