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PA-0015

Starman's Secret Guest

Recovered evidence places a figure closely resembling David Bowie drinking and striking poses in a glamorous 1970s London party with art crowd. Because every legendary party needs an unidentified guest.

$34.00

Unisex size chart (Bella+Canvas 3001)

Garment laid flat, inches. Chest is pit-to-pit. Unisex fit — if you are between sizes, size up.

SizeChestLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"

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