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PA-0014

Material Girl, Extraterrestrial World

Recovered evidence places someone who looks remarkably like Madonna drinking and dancing on a table in a packed 1980s New York club. An impossible night, preserved as evidence and released at last.

$34.00

Unisex size chart (Bella+Canvas 3001)

Garment laid flat, inches. Chest is pit-to-pit. Unisex fit — if you are between sizes, size up.

SizeChestLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"

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