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Evidence archive / PA-0024

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PA-0024

Fly Me to the Moon—Already There

Recovered evidence places someone who appears, at a glance, to be Frank Sinatra drinking whiskey and singing in a classic 1950s Las Vegas lounge. Authenticity disputed. Party credentials undeniable.

$34.00

Unisex size chart (Bella+Canvas 3001)

Garment laid flat, inches. Chest is pit-to-pit. Unisex fit — if you are between sizes, size up.

SizeChestLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"

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